Teenagers and Sex
Sam is 15. At his well child check yesterday he got the HPV vaccine. As he says "to protect me from throat cancer." Now, he doesn't know diddly about Michael Douglas (notice how I included a form of diddle in there, because I'm so mature) and he knows nothing about cunnilingus or fellatio. And I think he might giggle himself to death if we mentioned labia and vagina. And he gave me a LOOK when we were talking about nocturnal emissions and denied having any such thing emit from HIS penis. (Of course, Mr. Big Ears in the back seat didn't miss a thing. Weeks later while walking in Target the 7 year old expert pipes up "You know, mom, more than pee can come out of your penis!" You don't say, buddy.) That is not to say he's not interested in sex. He is. And has been for years. First, as an academic pursuit, when he went around doing an in-depth study of every one he knew(and several random acquaintances) to see if they had sex And, if