What I wanted to be when I grew up, a Welfare Queen
I decided as a small child that when I grew up I wanted to be a Welfare Queen. Influenced probably by my mother, who had us on Welfare after she and dad divorced, I quickly knew that was what I wanted out of life. However, my mom didn't have the staying power, and caved in to get her RN and then become a CRNA. In spite of her failure, that medical exposure made me set my sights even higher. I wanted to be a DOCTOR while still using the welfare system. It took some real doing. First, I became as nerdy as I could possibly be. The better to attract other nerds. Then, instead of going into English, I chose math. Unfortunately, I didn't have the aptitude to do computers, physics or engineering, but it put me in close contact with these extremely nerdy folks. It was obvious that many of them had Autism spectrum disorders, even though I was not aware of the term at the time. Finally, I met the nerd for me. He was cute and smart and mo...